this is where i grow up

THIS IS MY HOMETOWN IN TABLAS ISLAND ROMBLON... YOU CAN SEE ON THE SECOND PICTURE,OUR RESIDENCE...

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MAMA

My Mother taught me about 'anticipation.'
"Just wait until your father gets home."
My Mother taught me to 'meet a challenge.'
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me 'logic.'
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"
You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!
My mother taught me about 'hypocrisy.'
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
My mother taught me the 'circle of Life.'
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about 'behavior modification.'
"Stop acting like your father!"
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. "Yes," she replied. "But not the same ones

UNDERSTANDING JEJEMON'S (just my opinion and according to what i have read about them)

HOW TO SPOT  A JEJEMON....

- a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh.. 
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.

- (noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing..
- a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments...  
- a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc...  
- an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person.
- their names are also often begins with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word. 
- they put too much letters and symbols in every word they say even in their God damn NAMES or ALYASES.

- is the derrogative term used for a certain categorized kind of people.They type JEJEJE or JEJEJE when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often. This is why we call them jejes.

JEJEMON DEFINITION BY WIKIPEDIA..O DI BA SIKAT NA SILA...CLICK THE LINK -> JEJEMON BYE WIKIPEDIA

FOUR CATEGORIES OF JEJEMONS

1. MILD -eOw pU. mxTah pOeh.
2. MODERATE – wOw pfow nah m1sZ pfOu qtaH. Mwahxx!
3. SEVERE - 3ow Po3w! anoh poeh gWa U? Txt na Lhern poe6h za giZing pFa!!
4. TERMINAL –3ow poeg. m3n4 p!poL! nUa m1Xz ko pHoU k3o!

TO SEE AN ACTUAL PICTURE OF A JEJEMON CLICK THIS LINK http://jejecritic.tumblr.com/page/2

READ MORE ABOUT JEJEMONS.>....http://akosiniko.wordpress.com/2010/04/27/what-it-takes-to-be-a-that-jejemon/

And to my understanding..jejemons are:

• proud (taas noo lagi)
• doesn't care what people say about them (waffakelz)
• laging gusto nakikipagaway (matingnan mo lang sasapakin ka na agad)
• gusto nilang kinaiinggitan sila or naiinggit sa iba pero di pinapahalata (which is di naman nangyayari)
• kung anu-ano ang suot (na hindi natin alam kung damit ba yun o kumot)

 At marami ang nagsasabi na sakit daw ang jejemon at kumakalat na ito...Or ang jejemon mismo ang may sakit.. I have found nearest probable Disorder this jejemon's have and the symptoms they manifest...

 

Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (either in fantasy or actual behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in a variety of situations and environments.

In order for a person to be diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) they must meet five or more of the following symptoms:

• Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
• Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
• Believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people
• Requires excessive admiration
• Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
• Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
• Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
• Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
• Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes.

TAKE NOTE YOU NEED TO MEET THE FIVE SYMPTOMS TO BE A FULL BLOWN JEJEMON....

*as requested by JEROME MENOR*